Trevzor

Shit I love Community. A welcome addition to a great comedy line up including It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, 30 Rock, and Castle.
And I want to play a zombie survival game that actually focuses on the reality of the survival aspect.  I mean realistic inventory space that would include pockets, holsters, backpacks, that sorta thing, ammunition that's limited to places like stores you could actually find it in. Same with guns. A whole slew of items that could be turned into and used effectively or not-so-effectively as weapons. Like, this game's purpose would be to emulate what it would be like for an average person during a zombie war. And of course there would be the game-y parts of it too like health and lives and save points, but they could work towards the simulation experience, like if you had to say, fix a truck to get somewhere, and you didn't choose Car Mechanic as a starting benefit, you would have to include in your mission finding a place like a library where you could find a book to give you that information. Something along those lines. Or maybe you did pick Car Mechanic, but your guns are falling into disrepair, you need to find something that will tell you what you could sue to keep them in working condition.
This is just part of what goes on in my mind at work when I don't have a cell phone and people to keep me busy.

New glasses, CHECK!
Permit, MUTHAFUCKIN CHECK!
Buy a Used Car,...

Is it a goddamn full moon or something? Like, what the hell.

"Humanity i love you
because you would rather black the boots of
success than enquire whose soul dangles from his
watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

parties and because you 
unflinchingly applaud all
songs containing the words country home and
mother when sung at the old howard

Humanity i love you because
when you're hard up you pawn your
intelligence to buy a drink and when
you're flush pride keeps 

you from the pawn shops and
because you are continually committing
nuisances but more
especially in your own house

Humanity i love you because you 
are perpetually putting the secret of
life in your pants and forgetting
it's there and sitting down

on it
and because you are 
forever making poems in the lap
of death Humanity

i hate you"

(500) Days Of Summer
Away We Go
The Brothers Bloom (if it's still in theaters, eesh) Edit: It's not, hurray for Netflix.
Moon
...
maybe Harry Potter again.

haha movies I need to see.
If anyone wants to join me in my endeavors, I'd be honored.

God, or fate, or random damn circumstances and events, whatever you are.
Fuck you.
We're done.
I'm shaking, and I'm done.
Fuck one and all.
Fuck Me.

One of my favorite activities/eccentricities is thinking of phrases and common sorta names as band names.
Today I have:
Good Donut Bad Muffin
Midnight Release
Natural Flavor
Tripod
More To Come. (both band name and statement)

The world, like empty whiskey bottles in the summer sunlight, can be a sad and beautiful thing.
I like when old lottery men call me Young Man/Young'un/Whipper-snapper and my 54 year-old boss Mikey.
I like brewing coffee in the morning because I enjoy the smell, just not the taste.
I like when "golden oldies" come on the store radio, so I get to imagine myself waltzing around a fancy ballroom in a perfect fit tuxedo.
I like whistling and singing along to "Don't Worry, Be Happy", even in front of customers.
I like when people come to visit me just because they think/know I happen to be working that night.

I like when you pet my hand as if it were a sleeping pet resting in your own.
I like when you hold onto me just because it feels comfortable and right, and I know it feels that way because I feel the same way about it.
I like trusting you so sincerely just because I don't have any reason not to.
I like pretending like I'm good enough for you and think that's silly, of course I'm too good for you, stop being so good.
I like trusting you to put yourself in good hands, even if they are not my own.

I want to give someone all my secrets, just so I can be taken advantage of.
I want all of the plans I make to work out, and I want people to assertively make plans with me.

I love whoever accepts it.

"Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."
-Hipolito

I need a bit of help from my fellow Worcesterites.
It would benefit my cause greatly to hear some of your suggestions for what you would consider to be a good date.
I possess a few ideas of my own,  but that's just the problem, only a few.

So I felt like writing, but to an audience I suppose, since I have some things to let certain people know, and since only certain people read this, I suppose it should be addressed to those people.

uhhhhh
and the order won't matter much, it's basically just whatever pops up
firstly being

RackleTheSplash: Yeah that's right, I don't forget......well, I don't forget the stupid unimportant things.
You owe me a movie night, and once your hectic life has cooled down some, I'll be collecting on it. Be prepared.

Clasrisssssssah: Happy belated birthday, I'll nudge Doug some more to get this hang out thing going, you know him though.
I could use a Clarissah-hug, it was quite a remarkable experience last time.

Lynch: Thanks for putting up with me lately, I'm kind of an ass and you're a good friend.

Jerrika: Nice seeing you again, what I did see of you anyway when you weren't hidden behind your phone.
You're infatuated, we get it.
<3

James: I have something for you that I've had for like 3 years and I see it and then can't find the oppurtunity to hang out with you, then forget it. When you're not trying to completely destroy your body because of your poor, completely unreasonable body-image issues, we'll hang out or something. Just the two of us by the way. We could get dinner, and/or breakfast ;)
Just kidding, I totally hate you. Let's hang out anyway.
Edit: James doesn't read this, the douche-fag. Maybe it's just as well this way.

ummm does Katie still read this?: If she does, then uhhhhhhhhhh
Hmmmmm, glad you did well in school?
We'll go with that.

Maybe Mary does as well?: YOU have no excuse for not calling/texting me to hang out.
Oh well. Have fun, goodluck.

Charity: *shrug*

that's it, that's everyone who has me on their friend's list. You should all smarten up like James.
No, really.
You can all pretty much forget about Trevor, his life was below average, unoriginal, boring, and basically a waste of time.
In a year there will be something much more interesting.
Whether you care enough, up to you.
Perhaps the end will be much of the same, or it could be....?

(P.S. Lynch, shush you. If I didn't tell others, it might be for a reason.)

Oh Anne Hathaway, have my retarded babies.

burfdaywut.

The most beautiful trees I've seen were standing guard over a cemetery.

No worries, everything will be fine fine fine fine fine.

You all suck.
Prove me wrong.

When we were little
We did only stupid things
Even now we do.

Now we grieve because now is gone. Things were good when we were young.

Let us all be happy, for my great aunt Beverly has been adopted and found a new home.
Goodnight aunt Bev.

So I've added a new mission in my life.
Steal Danica McKellar away from her husband.
I'm gonna get savage like Fred!
;)
More life missions to come.

Ugh, so I just bawled my eyes out after watching a documentary called Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father.
...
Yeah.

So, Dan in Real Life has made it to my all time favorite movie list.